I used to do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all stemmed from her winning some Young Hot Hollywood award, where she accepted like she actually believed she was Young and Hot in Hollywoood. It was a case of too much positive affirmations, so I figured I’d do my part to myth bust her face. It’s not hot. That award was obviously paid for or maybe selected by a gang of retard kids in a make a wish foundation kinda hustle, because all I saw was asymmetrical, even with a nose job, like some picasso gone wrong, and the only redeeming quality was that she wasn’t fat, cuz fat chicks suck.

I think of done some good though, not that she knows I exist, but throw a pair of glasses on the bitch, cover her face with her hair and position her face proper and she’s not all that bad…unfortunately for her the paparazzi only got one pic like that, and the rest of her wonky fucking face…but again at least she’s skinny…and here are her legs…even though she’s ugly…

On a side note, she posted some pics of her bare legs in shorts next to fellow ugly alumni Hilary Duff’s Sister….

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