Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.

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