I wasn’t on the internet this weekend, only because I was getting so fucking drunk that my nervous system is still fucked, shaking, confused, nightmares of losing my last remaining teeth, you get what I’m saying….

But I did log into facebook at least once, looking for internet pussy, to make it all okay, and this video from June 3 was making the rounds. I saw it 10 times in 3 minutes, clicked through to see it had 4 million views, that have become 5,000,000 views, and I’ll tell you this, as funny a concept as shitty, creepy dating site videos is, this is totally fake, staged and a hired actor.

If you think otherwise, you’re an idiot.

It’s gotta be her school project for her MBA or maybe her acting reel, or something, anything that’s not legit.

Now let’s get on with our day…and stop posting this on my facebook feed…it makes me want to cut the bitch with my dick.

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