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Archive for the Viral Video Category

2024

15

Jul

Jack Black and His Gay Partner Wish Trump Died of the Day

Jack Black was in concert, because people weirdly pay to see Jack Black in concert and his bandmate, another fat fucking pig made a pretty off-color joke that I am sure you and other brainwashed vaccinated libtards in your network love because you have have been saying it too….

It was a little “too bad they missed”….which along with the “it was a staged performance by Trump to get sympathy”…or whatever the conspiracies the libtards who call us Conspiracy Theorists are dropping….because they can’t handle that Trump defied death….and it makes them so angry….

I’ve always found Jack Black to be a pretty insufferable pile of dog shit. I didn’t understand why he was in the movies, or what people liked seeing the fat monkey doing his lame brand of comedy, but you can market anything to the mainstream retard.

What I like and what the brainwashed vaccinated general population like are two very different things….so I just accepted the fat man being an idiot on camera for money, because sometimes fat losers need to be rewarded…whether I assumed he either sucked a lot of dick to be there…or that his rocket scientist parents were hired by Hollywood to create him in a lab to dumb down America or he was just very fucking lucky….or they have dirt on him from the Satanic cult that he had to go through in order to exist as a trending celebrity….while looking the way he looks….in what is supposed to be a vain industry…

He’s always sucked more than just all the food out of the all-you-can-eat buffet, but seeing him and his fat boyfriend do anything outside of playing “find the dick buried in fat” on the tour bus even though their breed of liberal don’t believe in gender, yet they are all such perverts….wish death upon anyone is dark….the crowd roaring in laughter makes it even darker…but you’d have to be pretty dark to sit through a Jack Black concert, even if you got free tickets from the local radio station.

They support the incel assassin or at least wish the incel spent more time at the range before using his AR-15 that they hate, while hoping the man Trump was killed, no matter what your politics are is just fucking weird to do on public stage….wishing violence, inciting violence, that’s not very liberal…you agenda pushing chipmunk…but at the same time, the dark and angry creatures are all liberals…so it is in-fact pretty fucking liberal….

All these die hard libtard anti-gun inclusive freaks wishing anyone who disagrees with them should die is as bi-polar and hypocritical as you’d expect from a group of people who think men are women because they cosplay as women and cut their dicks off and get tits and call themselves women.

Maybe he’s just mad that Trump does better comedy than he does and that’s not even the life Trump committed to…..despite being more talented at it than fat boy dancing monkey….and I’m not a horny for Trump….I’m Canadian and don’t care about politics….we’re communist up here and aren’t allowed to have opinions…

Which is why I do believe in Free Speech, so if that’s what the out of touch pervert who has been paid too much over his weird career has to say, so fucking be it…or if that’s what his handlers are telling him to say…whatever…..It’s just funny it won’t get him cancelled…but hopefully, it does.

Whether Trump’s a hilarious asshole or not, doesn’t mean people should wish a motherfucker was killed, all while an actual dad was killed at the event that Jack Black is mocking….

This brainwashed libtards who have been propagandized movement must be collapsing finally, because most people have brains and respect freedom and see the weirdo libtard for what they are…the media is fucking crazy have been Trump hating for 8 years consistently and that makes these people even more crazy than they were…which was already people that you’d never actually want to be around…

The good news is that we know that if Jack Black is your celebrity endorser for anything, you’re in fucking trouble because I can only imagine how weird his fan base is….clearly a faggot who lacks masculine energy…low testosterone…and is full of anger and rage and trying to destroy America with his hate instead of spending his money on a gym, a chef, body hacking and being healthy….

Posted in:Viral Video

2024

12

Jul

Viral Video of Girl Ordering in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

I just wrote a post about the viral video creating babes being more interesting than shitty celebs….you can reference it, or I can just repost it here…why write the same thing twice when I’ve been writing the same thing multiple times daily for 20 years come November…

It applies to this chick who is going into the store in a bikini….

I said….

No one cares about actual celebs because they are manufactured, boring, insincere, not that hot and totally not relatable, funny or willing to take any risks because they fear being cancelled or losing their career.

There is a world of fun and wild hot people documenting their existences in real time, doing fun and wild things,

This is that fun thing….even for the fat dude with a camera who could be one of you capturing the excitement in his daily self destruction…a LOTTERY WIN!

Posted in:Viral Video

2024

12

Jul

Girl Goes Viral for Throwing Up to Keep Drinking of the Day

No one cares about actual celebs because they are manufactured, boring, insincere, not that hot and totally not relatable, funny or willing to take any risks because they fear being cancelled or losing their career.

There is a world of fun and wild hot people documenting their existences in real time, doing fun and wild things, like taking you along to the bathroom to throw up to keep on drinking….

I assume we’ve all been there, I just don’t really remember throwing up that many times from drinking, it has happened when hungover a few times, but not throwing up is what makes me such a good drinker….however chicks are weak so this makes sense.

I would assume that none of these videos are actually what is going down in this video, because everything is staged and contrived bullshit in this social media world….that it was scripted and planed

Even if she goes viral organically, which it rarely does, it seems like try hard manufactured bullshit…

But at the same time, I prefer try hard manufactured bullshit attempting various levels of degeneracy in order to get internet famous…

We’ve seen this happening since the internet pretty much started, so it’s same same, just hotter chicks are doing it and that’s a good thing…

So I may hate the HAWK TUAH trend, and prefer her friend in that video, even though neither were that fun or funny…

But I’m into the direction the degeneracy of the retard people is headed!

Here’s viral girl throwing up to keep drinking…

Posted in:Viral Video

2024

18

Mar

Viral Video of the Day

I tell girls all the time that it’s so fucking easy to go viral. You can really just conceptualize a basic idea, throw it together on your phone and release it to the internet and your whole life will fucking change over night.

This is one of those moments, where a granny looking bitch who could also be a tranny, because that hair looks like a wig to me, doing some clown-work for the people, updating the whole balloon animals to something more appropriate for the porn generation.

Posted in:stepTV|Viral Video

2012

10

Feb

Bikini Ice Fishing Video of the Day

Basic logic tells me that everything is better when in a bikini….it gets more youtube views…it draws more attention to yourself…it is the basis of Victoria’s Secret, SI and every low level celebrity with hired paparazzi strategy…..and now the bikini has gone ice fishing…and as much as I love bikinis and write about all things bikini…I’m kinda more into actual vagina…exposed and flapping in the fucking wind with icecicles hanging off the shit….like a homeless man’s nicotine and snot stained beard as he begs for changed on the coldest day of the year…but I guess this is good enough effort…

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

13

Jan

Titty in Hats Titty Puppet Show Video of the Day

As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

05

Jan

Chinese Restaurant Gets Fucked on New Years of the Day

A friend of mine just sent this video in of a late night Chinese restaurant in Montreal that I’ve eaten at a few times getting fucked up pretty much everyone in the spot throwing tables and shit….

The video says “Blacks Vs Chinese” but who gives a fuck, it’s pretty much New Year’s Eve riot style, and it is probably only funny, or crazy or disturbing to me because I live in Montreal and have been to this spot, and have feasted on their alley cat General Tao Chicken and other not so luxurious foods…that contribute to my obesity while drunk at least a dozen time memorable times….

I’m slow on this but posting it anyway…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

22

Dec

Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day

This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy….

Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

20

Dec

Happy First Day of Chanukah, Jews… of the Day

It is the first night of Chanukah motherfuckers…the festival of light…the line ups at the dive bars I go to are going to be totally unaffected by this celebration because Jews are fancier than my hustle…but that doesn’t mean we can’t all do a little Dougie….the Jewish edition.

Posted in:Viral Video