I tell girls all the time that it’s so fucking easy to go viral. You can really just conceptualize a basic idea, throw it together on your phone and release it to the internet and your whole life will fucking change over night.
This is one of those moments, where a granny looking bitch who could also be a tranny, because that hair looks like a wig to me, doing some clown-work for the people, updating the whole balloon animals to something more appropriate for the porn generation.
Basic logic tells me that everything is better when in a bikini….it gets more youtube views…it draws more attention to yourself…it is the basis of Victoria’s Secret, SI and every low level celebrity with hired paparazzi strategy…..and now the bikini has gone ice fishing…and as much as I love bikinis and write about all things bikini…I’m kinda more into actual vagina…exposed and flapping in the fucking wind with icecicles hanging off the shit….like a homeless man’s nicotine and snot stained beard as he begs for changed on the coldest day of the year…but I guess this is good enough effort…
As far as I’m concerneed, this is pretty fucking genius….using titties as puppets in a puppet show by dressing them in hats is almost as good as when I make girls I fuck make their pussies talk by spreading their lips…it makes for better conversation than looking at their face….
A friend of mine just sent this video in of a late night Chinese restaurant in Montreal that I’ve eaten at a few times getting fucked up pretty much everyone in the spot throwing tables and shit….
The video says “Blacks Vs Chinese” but who gives a fuck, it’s pretty much New Year’s Eve riot style, and it is probably only funny, or crazy or disturbing to me because I live in Montreal and have been to this spot, and have feasted on their alley cat General Tao Chicken and other not so luxurious foods…that contribute to my obesity while drunk at least a dozen time memorable times….
I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…
This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds, but hardly hardcore enough for me because there is no pussy in the shit…I mean unless you consider these tight pant wearing dudes who skate like bitches running from big scary mall employees pussy….
Sure tripping into boxes is just idiotic…but sometimes, especially around Christmas time, suburban mall angst is all you need to reflect on the year that’s coming to an end and the new one that’s about to start….
It is the first night of Chanukah motherfuckers…the festival of light…the line ups at the dive bars I go to are going to be totally unaffected by this celebration because Jews are fancier than my hustle…but that doesn’t mean we can’t all do a little Dougie….the Jewish edition.
I’ve had shitty jobs that I hated…many shitty jobs that I hated…where I felt like I was getting fucked even when on paid vacation…because I hated it so fucking much no amount of money could justify the pain I feel…
But now with the beauty of big brother watching is that we get to see disgruntled workers in their rush period doing exactly what you’d expect…this is the chef shitting in the soup….the fed/ex version…
I’m thinking it may be staged, but as the kind of guy who always wanted to give both my boss and company customers sodomy from gay bikers with AIDS…this inspires….
Her name is Anabell and she’s the kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents for the holidays or at least send them her youtube channel…becuase she brightens up everyone’s holiday spirit and brings good will to all men via dancing in her underwear on youtube for fucking free….meaning she’s one of the good kind of whores who puts it out there for free cuz I guess she feels she has a gift she has to share with the world and I feel inclined to love her for it…cuz those whores who only get naked for money are real downers….
This is hysterical…too seniors….who were ex Canadian Football legends apparently, not that a legend in Canadian Football can actually exist….see cuz they are usually people not good enough for the NFL and get paid someting like 40,000 dollars a year instead 100 million dollars a year….but Canadaians take the shit seriously…
Anyway, the two old guys fight each other in conservative, white bred Vancouver, and the video is amazing…
Here’s the caption if you want to find out more….which I don’t because all that really matters is the brawling then screaming of “Sportsmanship” like dude’s braveheart going into battle…
Old people are amazing
Two 73-year old former CFL players, Joe Kapp (former B.C. Lions’ and Minnesota Vikings quarterback, actor, Cal head coach and B.C. GM) and Angelo Mosca (former Hamilton Tiger-Cats’ defensive tackle and professional wrestler) got into a fight. They exchanged cane blows, punches, bull rush moves and more at the CFL Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday, Nov. 25, just two days before the Grey Cup
