I’ve had shitty jobs that I hated…many shitty jobs that I hated…where I felt like I was getting fucked even when on paid vacation…because I hated it so fucking much no amount of money could justify the pain I feel…

But now with the beauty of big brother watching is that we get to see disgruntled workers in their rush period doing exactly what you’d expect…this is the chef shitting in the soup….the fed/ex version…

I’m thinking it may be staged, but as the kind of guy who always wanted to give both my boss and company customers sodomy from gay bikers with AIDS…this inspires….

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Her name is Anabell and she’s the kind of girl you want to bring home to your parents for the holidays or at least send them her youtube channel…becuase she brightens up everyone’s holiday spirit and brings good will to all men via dancing in her underwear on youtube for fucking free….meaning she’s one of the good kind of whores who puts it out there for free cuz I guess she feels she has a gift she has to share with the world and I feel inclined to love her for it…cuz those whores who only get naked for money are real downers….

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This is hysterical…too seniors….who were ex Canadian Football legends apparently, not that a legend in Canadian Football can actually exist….see cuz they are usually people not good enough for the NFL and get paid someting like 40,000 dollars a year instead 100 million dollars a year….but Canadaians take the shit seriously…

Anyway, the two old guys fight each other in conservative, white bred Vancouver, and the video is amazing…

Here’s the caption if you want to find out more….which I don’t because all that really matters is the brawling then screaming of “Sportsmanship” like dude’s braveheart going into battle…

Old people are amazing

Two 73-year old former CFL players, Joe Kapp (former B.C. Lions’ and Minnesota Vikings quarterback, actor, Cal head coach and B.C. GM) and Angelo Mosca (former Hamilton Tiger-Cats’ defensive tackle and professional wrestler) got into a fight. They exchanged cane blows, punches, bull rush moves and more at the CFL Alumni Legends Luncheon in Vancouver on Friday, Nov. 25, just two days before the Grey Cup

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This video of a girl dancing seductively on a bar in some not so period friendly pants….ends how you’d expect…in an amazing way that some of you perverts probably wish knocked her out so you could drag her out pretending she’s your girl who had too much to drink…only to fuck the shit out of her before she comes to….or maybe it is just me…

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I don’t know what they deal is with this video, when it is from, where it is shot or why anyone would lick a fucking urinal in a public place…but I do know that this dude has so much more in common with Kim Kardashian than pretty much anyone else…maybe he is the soulmate she’s been looking for…only far less black or pro athlete…either way, disgusting…..

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This video is inspiring. The rumor is that it is taken of a random girl on a random care without permission from the car owner…and as a fan of all things sneaky, unplanned, spontaneous that involves shaking fat ass in panties, this shit is porn to me….Seriously, it’s like a flash booty dance…a glimpse into the trends of the future I hope…The Ass Shake Dance on the Strangers Car….an amazing new dance move….

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Homeless crazy drunk people are my favorite….This is a glimpse of why I talk to every homeless person I can….I get them doing stunts for a dollar as often as I can…because their crazy is so crazy it’s amazing…it inspires…and for some sick reason, I can relate to it…

Here is some crazy bitch who thinks she’s having sex with Jesus….and I’ll tell you she can have sex with Jesus Martinez….anytime….

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Here’s some fat chick, in a bikini, covered in mud, losing her shit at some white trash event where I assume they burn ethnic people, and she gets worked up, cuz ethnic people are the only people who fuck her….

There are only 175,000 views, and shit needs to be in the millions…shot in June of this year….but new to me….this is still today’s throwback viral video….cuz I loved it…

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This is funny….some fancy lady in a fancy department store wasn’t too classy when she chanelled her inner 5 year old and walked up the escalator the wrong fucking way…and almost falls on her face as she struggles at the top, all because she was probably too lazy to walk around to find the up ride….even though this looks like it took work…maybe it is cuz she missed her pilates class that day…who fucking knows…it’s just funny to watch….

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This is amazing…

Some drunk chick went to the Addington races in New Zealand, got all dolled up in her dress and Royal Wedding headwear, you know cuz the horse races are a high society affair….where people behave appropriately and drink modestly as to not get too wasted…as they wouldn’t want that to end up in the society pages….unless of course you are this girl, who got fucking wasted, then ran on the track, with intent to streak, you know to really make a name for herself amongst the sheep she shares her city with……

But she was too drunk….you know drunk enough to make this deicision but too drunk to go through with it…like a drunk driver trying to get home, but instead running over a kid playing in his yard…only with less death…

See instead of flashing, she lost her balance and didn’t quite get past the tittes on the flash…all we got was panties she shouldn’t have been wearing…which is fine by me….even though I like seeing strange crazy drunk pussy….because what she’s doing pretty much defines my kind of girl…classy yet too drunk to stand…but not too drunk to give me access to pussy so that I don’t feel like a rapist as they snore….

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