I wasn’t on the internet this weekend, only because I was getting so fucking drunk that my nervous system is still fucked, shaking, confused, nightmares of losing my last remaining teeth, you get what I’m saying….

But I did log into facebook at least once, looking for internet pussy, to make it all okay, and this video from June 3 was making the rounds. I saw it 10 times in 3 minutes, clicked through to see it had 4 million views, that have become 5,000,000 views, and I’ll tell you this, as funny a concept as shitty, creepy dating site videos is, this is totally fake, staged and a hired actor.

If you think otherwise, you’re an idiot.

It’s gotta be her school project for her MBA or maybe her acting reel, or something, anything that’s not legit.

Now let’s get on with our day…and stop posting this on my facebook feed…it makes me want to cut the bitch with my dick.

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I may hate being around people on K because they are generally weird as fuck, but I’d take them over people on blow any day, so watching this guy on K, rockin’ out all young and unaware that this will bite him in the ass provided he ever becomes a politician or CEO or Doctor or Lawyer, which I think despite his polo shirt, is probably not really in his options….

Watch the video and get down for Friday the 13th. Let’s take this viral.

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Someone posted this on my Facebook wall. It had 39 views. I felt an artist like this….or who is trying to be like this…to get famous on the internet…because people love crazies….so if you’re not a crazy pretend to be one and video tape it….so it gets passed around….deserved some encouragement….

Warning. It is long. There are no tits. It may not be your thing. I probably should have posted that bikini car wash video from the local high school fundraiser….but instead…you get this.

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