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Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

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I’m sure this is old…but it is new to me….

Here’s a video of a girl in a bikini getting raped by a dog….It’s pretty obvious that they staged this shit and that she is instigating him….you know like she totally seduced the dog and lead him to believe he had a chance with her, making me relate to the exploited dog, who was forced to be the punchline in some cruel joke when all he wanted to do was eat vagina and cum…

This reminds me of the series of webcam videos I’ve been seeing the last few months of what look like 18 year old girls getting eaten out by their dogs…the world is a horrible place…even though I’m sure pervert bitches were doing this decades ago too….see cuz dogs can’t talk and rat their pervert asses out..

Sidenote, the girl in the back screaming “I’m dying, I’m actually dying” like a gay man or a jappy spoiled girl from Jersey….apparently actually died…

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This just appeared on my facebook feed, it’s from a couple weeks ago and it is of some wrestler with a drug problem named Jeff Hardy Tasering his girlfriend while drugged out….I’m sure it’s all an act for publicity, but there’s nothing more beautiful than seeing a man tame his woman like she was livestock, or more importantly, like she was a rioter or a rapist coming to have her way with him….I think the world needs more drugged up people doing things than can wind them up dead….some ryan Dunn doin it…if you know what I mean.

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This is probably the best videos that has been sent to me to date….It is of some drunken crazy mexican looking chick peeing in the urinal at Dodgers stadium, where she makes the guy next to her hold her fucking beer and she takes a sip of it as a line-up of men just can’t process what they’re witnessing, but luckily a dude was smart enough to video the shit, cuz this is what fucking legends are made of…Nice Bush.

It seems insane, but every event I’ve been to, girls have rushed into the men’s room to avoid line-ups….they just don’t do it like this crazy, yet amazing, bitch…

I used to go to clubs with co-ed bathrooms, and I always thought how hot it was that we were all peeing together with no gender lines, until some drunken chick shat herself from too much speed, and I was caught in the fucking crossfire of her friends cleaning her off….and the fucking smells I still remember today…smells that made eating out girls hard on me for a solid 12 hours cuz all I could think about was that smell….leading me to think it’s better to keep shit separate. Literally.

But seeing everyday pussy while taking a piss isn’t ever a bad thing….Enjoy!

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This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny…

The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them…

They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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I was sent this video over twitter and the dude who made it really believes it has potential of going viral….I on the other hand don’t find it hardcore enough, sure watching a dude puke in a pint and drink it is kinda vile, but it is his own puke….which totally cancels out the grossness of it, it’s just not pleasant to look at….which to me means this video is on some pussy level of trying to be hardcore and crazy….

The dude who sent it to me defended his stance by saying he went on to drink piss, his own and someone else’s, again gross in theory, but piss is sterile, making the risk factor almost none, and people drink each other’s piss all the time, usually every time you hit up a restaurant chain with a disgruntled worker, or an open bowl of mints…it’s no big deal.

Maybe I just hate drunken idiots…maybe I prefer them to be with naked chicks…maybe I only like my two anything one anything to have more nudity….maybe I’m wrong….I know I haven’t quite grasped the frat boy market, and this seems like something they’d love…

That said, I hope my two readers make this huge, cuz I like supporting local talent, even though dudes no where near me, globalization and technology brings him right into this shithole I call home…

What do you think? Comments please.

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Not sure what’s going on in this video – but I’m sure you can relate to it…you know on those lonely nights when all you wish for is someone to hug…or more importanly 5000 dollars to buy you that Real Doll cuz you don’t actually have to try to talk to a real doll to get her to fuck you, you also don’t have to settle for an imperfect human, or in your case a disgusting bitch who can’t get fucked by anyone else so she agrees to fuck you… you can kinda just make her the way you want her and have your way with her the way you want to…and she won’t judge you for your action figure collection or the fact that you still sleep with your mom when you have nightmares…if you know what I mean…

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For those of you into strippers, or even just going to the local pole dance class and watching the suburban women channeling their inner slut, this video is for you….you know to get you in the mood…and make your day go by a little faster, smoother, better…okay….I’m posting this cuz it’s weird….enjoy

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I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing…

This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off…

I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy.

I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank…

This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

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