I saw this episode of My Strange Addiction last week and I keep talking about it with everyone I run into….unfortunately, none of the riff raff and goons I hang out with watch TLC….and if they do it is for Toddlers and Tiaras and that’s just fucking perverted and when that gets brought up I change the subject cuz any grown man who admits to watching that shit, is jerking off to that shit…

That said, this chick lost her husband to an asthma attack, she clearly wasn’t expecting to ever be married and after tricking a motherfucker into it, only to have him die, making her realize she was destined to die alone, clearly fucked with her head hard and made her carry his ashes around like a kid carries a pillow…like a security blanket but being the fat bitch she is…she decided to start eating him cuz I guess she was hungry and figured it was the only way to have him inside her making the whole thing all the weirder….

This damaged mental case is highly entertaining. God knows why she went on TV but I’m glad she did….

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I don’t really know the backstory behind this girl on girl oil wrestling video…I just assume its got something to do with being a fetish for people who like seeing girls on girls wrestling in oil….which I guess makes sense cuz that is exactly what this is…

I’ve done the bar circuit. I’ve been on spring break events. I’ve seen mud wrestling, jello wrestling, oil wrestling first hand and I guess you can’t go wrong with girls choking each other out…I didn’t a hard on, mainly cuz the girls were always pretty butch….and I’m not into that…every girl in the bar I was at, every time I saw that shit, got heavily into it….like shit turned them on hard…maybe it was empowering…maybe all girls are dykes….who knows…I just think you should watch this shit with whatever girl you can do see if it gets her wet…cuz a wet girl is the good kind of girl….

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Here’s a video that was posted to Youtube Aug 1st, 2011…..it is called “hot body contest spring break naked girls dance sexy bikini thong Hot boobs breasts 1″….it has all off 900 views and features some slutty, trashy college girls shaking thir ass like they aren’t drunk white chicks….these trash can bitches letting loose at some cheesy sports bar, who make the world go round and more importantly keep the likes of Jersey Shore tv shows on the air…are amazing….but not as amazing as seeing titty flash and nipples on youtube..

I’m sure this video is gonna get pulled fast…but watch it while it’s still there….

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I hate seeing these horse drawn carriages and their homeless looking handlers who I know don’t take proper care of the animals…It actually pisses me off when tourists buy into the shit because it keeps the poor horses out of the meadow, trotting along, all free and beautiful…but instead makes them collapse….

But I love seeing crazy hick bitches who are probably in NYC for the first times totally traumatized by the shit…and I probably would be too, but I doubt I’d be videoing, I’d be giving the beautiful beast mouth to mouth cuz I’m a fucking hero like that….

Either way…funny….insane…video…

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Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life….

I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…

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I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot…

Now I’m going drinking.

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Here’s a fun little video of the best parker in the world….I think I take pleasure in it…not sexual pleasure you fucking pervert…because I was a valet at some ghetto hotel over a decade ago…and it turned out I was the worst fucking parker of all time, both when I was sober and wasted and in the 2 weeks I was there, I managed to drive 10 cars into the fucking wall, other cars and support beams…not to mention I think I got black lung when I was on the bottom level of the shit and the fucker was paging me to run up the stairs in exhaust ridden hell…before firing me….making this guy easy to relate to….

The life lesson I learned at the valet job was that people who drive brand new Porches and Ferrari’s generally aren’t anal about their cars, they’d leave them there running without a parking ticket, while junior execs who probably still lived with their moms, who drove Audis and BMWs were fucking insane about there shit and would inspect it with a walk around like you were renting a car cuz I guess it was there one asset…and that’s when I learned that rich people are laid back and relaxed, while the junior execs are the assholes you see at the bar acting up so that everyone notices them balling out….

Not that it matters, cuz I’m practically homeless cuz you fuckers don’t exist and advertisers don’t want to pay me millions to reach you. Jerks.

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This video is fucking amazing…this is the kind of shit I fucking love…Ever since I was a kid, seeing people fuck has been a serious interest of mine…especially when it is in public….that’s why I wander through parks at night…that’s why I stare into hotel rooms every chance I get from my friend’s roof top…that’s why I look into every car as I drive by….but I’ve never been this lucky….I’ve never witnessed this kind of gold…but I’m fucking happy someone has….seriously….genius…this made my fucking miserable day pretty a little fucking brighter….Hilarious….

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I don’t know what it is about this video…but it put me in a great mood…maybe I like seeing dumb bitches do dumb stunts trying to keep up with the dumb dudes who manage to do the dumb stunts a lot more gracefully get what they deserve by biting it….Or maybe I just like seeing girls flung through the air in some kind of next level compromised position that makes me wish I was on the receiving end of this throw all hard and ready to insert into her in a new wave “mouth to mouth” saving the fucking day like a hero while she’s all disoriented and won’t remeber kind of way…..who knows…

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This is exaclty what I would do if I was at a gas station and this went down, cuz really shit’s not my problem and I don’t need the headache of waiting around to see if everyone is ok, I mean they are the idiots who got themselves in that mess, why the fuck do I have to inconvenience myself….sure I’m into myself, I don’t care about others, but there’s a reason for that…and I wouldn’t expect other people to help me…I’m no superhero and I’m not gonna pretend to be one…

But this video is hysterical…amazing….

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