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Archive for the Viral Video Category

2011

05

Aug

Horse Falls in Central Park and Woman Loses Her Shit of the Day

I hate seeing these horse drawn carriages and their homeless looking handlers who I know don’t take proper care of the animals…It actually pisses me off when tourists buy into the shit because it keeps the poor horses out of the meadow, trotting along, all free and beautiful…but instead makes them collapse….

But I love seeing crazy hick bitches who are probably in NYC for the first times totally traumatized by the shit…and I probably would be too, but I doubt I’d be videoing, I’d be giving the beautiful beast mouth to mouth cuz I’m a fucking hero like that….

Either way…funny….insane…video…

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2011

03

Aug

Throwback Cam Girl Video of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life….

I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…

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2011

22

Jul

Naked Subway Rider of the Day

I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot…

Now I’m going drinking.

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2011

21

Jul

Best Parking Attendant of the Day

Here’s a fun little video of the best parker in the world….I think I take pleasure in it…not sexual pleasure you fucking pervert…because I was a valet at some ghetto hotel over a decade ago…and it turned out I was the worst fucking parker of all time, both when I was sober and wasted and in the 2 weeks I was there, I managed to drive 10 cars into the fucking wall, other cars and support beams…not to mention I think I got black lung when I was on the bottom level of the shit and the fucker was paging me to run up the stairs in exhaust ridden hell…before firing me….making this guy easy to relate to….

The life lesson I learned at the valet job was that people who drive brand new Porches and Ferrari’s generally aren’t anal about their cars, they’d leave them there running without a parking ticket, while junior execs who probably still lived with their moms, who drove Audis and BMWs were fucking insane about there shit and would inspect it with a walk around like you were renting a car cuz I guess it was there one asset…and that’s when I learned that rich people are laid back and relaxed, while the junior execs are the assholes you see at the bar acting up so that everyone notices them balling out….

Not that it matters, cuz I’m practically homeless cuz you fuckers don’t exist and advertisers don’t want to pay me millions to reach you. Jerks.

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2011

20

Jul

INSANE MINI VAN SEX ON THE HIGHWAY VIDEO of the DAy

This video is fucking amazing…this is the kind of shit I fucking love…Ever since I was a kid, seeing people fuck has been a serious interest of mine…especially when it is in public….that’s why I wander through parks at night…that’s why I stare into hotel rooms every chance I get from my friend’s roof top…that’s why I look into every car as I drive by….but I’ve never been this lucky….I’ve never witnessed this kind of gold…but I’m fucking happy someone has….seriously….genius…this made my fucking miserable day pretty a little fucking brighter….Hilarious….

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2011

19

Jul

Girl Wrecks Hard on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know what it is about this video…but it put me in a great mood…maybe I like seeing dumb bitches do dumb stunts trying to keep up with the dumb dudes who manage to do the dumb stunts a lot more gracefully get what they deserve by biting it….Or maybe I just like seeing girls flung through the air in some kind of next level compromised position that makes me wish I was on the receiving end of this throw all hard and ready to insert into her in a new wave “mouth to mouth” saving the fucking day like a hero while she’s all disoriented and won’t remeber kind of way…..who knows…


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2011

12

Jul

Funny Gas Station Video of the Day

This is exaclty what I would do if I was at a gas station and this went down, cuz really shit’s not my problem and I don’t need the headache of waiting around to see if everyone is ok, I mean they are the idiots who got themselves in that mess, why the fuck do I have to inconvenience myself….sure I’m into myself, I don’t care about others, but there’s a reason for that…and I wouldn’t expect other people to help me…I’m no superhero and I’m not gonna pretend to be one…

But this video is hysterical…amazing….

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2011

11

Jul

Man Saves a Stupid Kid from Death of the Day

I realized that if you leave your house, everyday life gives you a handful of viral video….If I had a videocamera this weekend available to me, I would have got a video of a very pregnant native woman chain smoking, I would have had a weird angy biker getting hit in the face with a water bottle, I would have had a dude walking around with a stuffed wolf like some stupid fucking hipster, I would have had girls with big tits getting out of the pool compliation, I would have had a waterskiing fall, and most importantly, I would have had me in women’s panties going to retail outlets and trying on clothes outside the changing rooms for everyone to see my hustle, before breaking into a dance routine…but the art of the viral video…is actually capturing the stupidity….or staging it so it looks like you did…like these people who put their kid to work and worked the security camera to make a motherfucker look like a hero….

I’m not sure how old this is, but it is new to me….


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2011

01

Jul

Idiotic Planking Video of the Day

Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…

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2011

01

Jul

Vagina Biting Dog Humps a Girl in a Bikini of the Day

I’m sure this is old…but it is new to me….

Here’s a video of a girl in a bikini getting raped by a dog….It’s pretty obvious that they staged this shit and that she is instigating him….you know like she totally seduced the dog and lead him to believe he had a chance with her, making me relate to the exploited dog, who was forced to be the punchline in some cruel joke when all he wanted to do was eat vagina and cum…

This reminds me of the series of webcam videos I’ve been seeing the last few months of what look like 18 year old girls getting eaten out by their dogs…the world is a horrible place…even though I’m sure pervert bitches were doing this decades ago too….see cuz dogs can’t talk and rat their pervert asses out..

Sidenote, the girl in the back screaming “I’m dying, I’m actually dying” like a gay man or a jappy spoiled girl from Jersey….apparently actually died…

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