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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson have an Insane Jailbait Marriage of the Day

Her name is Courtney Alexis Stodden….She is a 16 year old slut who was an ex runner up for Miss Teen Washington USA with a dream of being some Nashville country singer…even though she fucking sucks in a major way…

A dream so strong that she married some actor from Green Mile named Doug Hutchinson…..who is 51…

I don’t know what the laws are where you are from, but up until a few years ago you could fuck 14 year olds legally, I’m not sure why you’d want to, considering they are 14, but it does make fucking 16 not so bad….

The truth is that generations before us where marrying at 12 years old to maintain their blood line before the plague got them….and I’ve seen Oprah, these young girls are real slutty, like far more slutty than the 30 year olds you’d expect a 51 year old to be marrying…and in his defense, I don’t believe she’s actually 16, maybe it’s just part of her campaign to get noticed…cuz that face has seen its share of ejaculation…even if she is 16 she’s clearly the kind of 16 that has taken it up the ass and not to prevent god’s judgement by preserving vagina virginity….and any teen who ends up with a 51 year old has serious daddy issues, making me think she was probably raped as a child…

That said, this guy’s a fucking pervert, this girl is a joke, he’s legitimizing his perversion through marriage and she’s hoping for more than 2000 youtube videos per video and I wish them all the luck in the world, cuz more marriages need to be this fucking awesome…

On a side note, how is this marriage legal if she is actually 16? Is it cuz he looks 11? Legal team? Answers! Oh right, it’s cuz she’s actually 40, thanks.

Posted in:Courtney Alexis Stodden|Doug Hutchinson

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Don’t knock the 10 year olds till you try them, assholes as tight as a fucking jews wallet. Cunnies that taste like a fresh mountain spring. Little tiny buds of nipples that get puffy as they are sucked on.

    Whats not to love?

    No those fucking perverts who do 9 year olds, thats another fucking story.

  • legendkiller

    HornyLohanWanker has the right idea.

  • Cindy

    What a slut. What a perv. He looks like he got his face caught in the doorway. If he has daughters they’re probably older than this little teenage bimbo. Teenage bimbo with no high school education, even. The mother says she totally approves…big surprise. Money. Cash. But this reminds me of that Hugh Hefner wedding that never took place. At least Hugh had a little bit of GQ type looks there and goes after girls of legal age. Girls that usually have a college education. This guy is making pedophelia legal…right? Gross. Get the hook.

  • argleblargle

    It’s legal if the parents sign off on it, which they did because they’re lost fanatics or something and they love the guy.

  • SIN

    You know if you could legally, you would. I know I sure as hell would.

  • its like argleblargle says. In certain states 16 is legal with parental consent. He probably took her to one of the incest loving southern states, paid off the whore’s parents, and got some good ol boy fellow kiddie lover to marry them.

  • A

    This twat makes Paris Hilton and Snookie look like royalty

  • BernzOoOoMatic

    Come on, guys! Their love is truly different than any other our world has seen…..Age is just a number and it just warms my……….hold please…….BARFFF…….
    WTF? She doesn’t have that “Holy Shit! Look at the hard body on the High School chick!” look. If she is 16 it would appear from her hard, worn out look that she has ran through the Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey and La Cross teams.
    Oops. I forgot the Chess Club. She also looks like she’s taken more shots to the face than Mohammed Ali, Joe Frazier and Rocky Marciano combined.
    Whilst playing the video my dogs ran out of the room. No shit.

  • Chaz Bono

    I was reading this article like wow, he is really being horrible to this girl… then I watched the videos

  • Tinynel

    Her tits might be 16 years old cause she got them when she was 20.