Her name is Courtney Alexis Stodden….She is a 16 year old slut who was an ex runner up for Miss Teen Washington USA with a dream of being some Nashville country singer…even though she fucking sucks in a major way…

A dream so strong that she married some actor from Green Mile named Doug Hutchinson…..who is 51…

I don’t know what the laws are where you are from, but up until a few years ago you could fuck 14 year olds legally, I’m not sure why you’d want to, considering they are 14, but it does make fucking 16 not so bad….

The truth is that generations before us where marrying at 12 years old to maintain their blood line before the plague got them….and I’ve seen Oprah, these young girls are real slutty, like far more slutty than the 30 year olds you’d expect a 51 year old to be marrying…and in his defense, I don’t believe she’s actually 16, maybe it’s just part of her campaign to get noticed…cuz that face has seen its share of ejaculation…even if she is 16 she’s clearly the kind of 16 that has taken it up the ass and not to prevent god’s judgement by preserving vagina virginity….and any teen who ends up with a 51 year old has serious daddy issues, making me think she was probably raped as a child…

That said, this guy’s a fucking pervert, this girl is a joke, he’s legitimizing his perversion through marriage and she’s hoping for more than 2000 youtube videos per video and I wish them all the luck in the world, cuz more marriages need to be this fucking awesome…

On a side note, how is this marriage legal if she is actually 16? Is it cuz he looks 11? Legal team? Answers! Oh right, it’s cuz she’s actually 40, thanks.

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