I’m a firm believer in “why watch the news, when you can make the news”….all you really have to do is something ridiculously stupid, and the camera crews will be there to document it, the police will be there to arrest you, and you will have all the glory….that you’ll probably regret wanting when you first get prison raped in the showers.

Here’s the news….to bring some culture and current affair knowledge to your shitty life….maybe you can talk to your online friends about it….

Boy, 7, Goes for a Drive, Caught on Tape
A 7-year-old Michigan boy barefoot and in pajamas drove a car for 20 miles, sometimes hitting speeds of 50 mph, before finally slowing down and stopping with the help of police.

Mean Mom Accused of Violating Probation
A neighborhood feud in Trenton that made national headlines is making news again. Jennifer Petkov, the woman accused of taunting neighbors, including a dying little girl, is now accused of violating her probation.

32 arrested in Lake County sex-sting.
Thirty-two men are behind bars after being caught in an undercover sex-sting operation. The Lake County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests Tuesday.
People need to not be sex offenders in Florida.

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