Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different…

But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit.

Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking….

Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking

Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…

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