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2011

04

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in a Bikini of the Day

She’s lucky she has a decent body that she works endlessly on maintaining at the gym cuz her face is fucking disgusting. It’s the kind of face they model to make halloween masks and I’m not just saying that to be funny, or mean, I’m saying it because I’m looking at this nose jobbed nose that still looks capable of supporting the nose needs of at least one other person, like some kind of siamese twin connected at the nose, cuz it’s just that much nose…that luckily makes for a good distraction of her fucked up mouth, weak chin, wonky eyes, and pretty much everything about her….

But people will still talk about her, partially cuz disney made her hang with the gay Zac Efron to stir up shit with the kiddie pornographer Vanessa Hudgens, for the media, cuz Hollywood is all a lie….a lie that has even put blinders over the eyes of kids who grew up on this bitch who actually think she’s hot…the only good news is that if she’s made it, with the right team, anyone can…cuz clearly looks don’t matter…when the world is filled with retards who just consume all that is fed to them….bullshit…lies….

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