Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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