Malin Ackerman is bringing the clickbait in the form of Bikinis and Beers, which I guess is the classic way to make a dude think a bitch is awesome…in a “she’s so cool, she’s hot, in a bikini, and she drinks a beer”….some simple minded shit for simple minded people because we can’t all have standards, dreams, ideas, vision, understanding of the world…some of us are just full retards who get daily erections they need to release after a long day at a shitty low level job thanks to dropping out of high school because it was too hard for their retard brains….where seeing a bitch in a bikini is like “amazing” but a bitch in a bikini with a beer is just next level because they like drinking beer too…and it feeds that fantasy that drinking in their garage alone could be far better if it was drinking at a pool with some hot bitch…

Guess what, the clickbait works….because Malin Ackerman is old enough to understand how simple minded men are. I know we get all this credit for being conniving, strategic, manipulative, criminal masterminds who are able to use our power to get girls to do whatever we ask of them, like some kind of puppets….but from my experience all the dudes I know, myself included are just fucking suckers who buy into anything a girl is selling us….hardly the predators we are being packaged by…I mean a simple bikini pic is enough for use to get excited about….we’re pretty fucking basic.

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I used to read tabloid magazines when waiting at the STD clinic, Welfare Office, anywhere there were magazines….despite not giving a fuck about celebrities or the entertainment industry.

I didn’t start this site because I was some fag who was into the tabloids, the only tabloids I liked were things like World Weekly News, with stories about incest alien love triangles and shit liek that.

I ended up doing the celebrity content because there’s SO many pics and videos of celebs on the daily, that for someone who doesn’t leave the couch it was easy…but the idea was celebrity gossip from some pervert who doesn’t give a fuck about celebrity gossip…becasue that’s true to the core of who I am.

I like tits like I love sluts…so do what you know…

It makes for a very weird site, since there’s no actual point to visit the site. There’s no breaking news stories or anything like that…but look at me…still doing it 15 years later…

ANYWAY, that was a long intro….but I used to always wonder why magazines like People used to put the ages of the people they were writing their bullshit gossip about. I used to find that dumb, like who cares how old these fuckers are…but I find myself doing it….because I’m like “How old is this bitch now”….

As it turns out, Malin Akerman is 41, which is pretty fucking old. She’s a born in Sweden, raised in Ontario Canada thank to to relaxed immigration policies. She got her start in Toronto before ending up in LA in 2001, where she’s lived the vapid and barely celebrity life…

She’s basically been off the radar until this past week, I guess she was bored in lockdown and figured she should call her paparazzi friends to get some visibility..maybe 2020 is her comeback year…and the veteran knows if the nips are out the people will see!

So this is that.

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Malin Ackerman got married on the beach and flashed the people / paparazzi her panties to let them know what they won’t be getting any of – cuz it now belongs to this dude – only she did it in the worst way – since the panty flash wasn’t a labia flash and I’m far too literal, I blame autism that is not diagnosed, and need a fucking arrow pointed at her spread vagina with a NEON sign saying “Taken for Now”…cuz all these idiots are flimsy and cheat on each other and really desecrate the sanctity of marriage because they’ve repurposed the idea of marriage into some weird roommate situation where each party is equal and there is no power dynamic, or traditional gender roles to keep things the way they are supposed to be…I guess it goes hand in hand with the whole emasculating of the American Male where vaginas are growing everywhere Penis once was….with open marriages and cuckolding…making this more of a lesbian gay marriage than anything….

But SHE IS FLASHING panty and that’s good.

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