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Malin Ackerman Bikini Boozing of The Day

Malin Ackerman Drinking Bikini

Malin Ackerman is bringing the clickbait in the form of Bikinis and Beers, which I guess is the classic way to make a dude think a bitch is awesome…in a “she’s so cool, she’s hot, in a bikini, and she drinks a beer”….some simple minded shit for simple minded people because we can’t all have standards, dreams, ideas, vision, understanding of the world…some of us are just full retards who get daily erections they need to release after a long day at a shitty low level job thanks to dropping out of high school because it was too hard for their retard brains….where seeing a bitch in a bikini is like “amazing” but a bitch in a bikini with a beer is just next level because they like drinking beer too…and it feeds that fantasy that drinking in their garage alone could be far better if it was drinking at a pool with some hot bitch…

Guess what, the clickbait works….because Malin Ackerman is old enough to understand how simple minded men are. I know we get all this credit for being conniving, strategic, manipulative, criminal masterminds who are able to use our power to get girls to do whatever we ask of them, like some kind of puppets….but from my experience all the dudes I know, myself included are just fucking suckers who buy into anything a girl is selling us….hardly the predators we are being packaged by…I mean a simple bikini pic is enough for use to get excited about….we’re pretty fucking basic.


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Malin Ackerman Mask and Hard Nipples of the Day

Malin Akerman Mask Hard Nipples

I used to read tabloid magazines when waiting at the STD clinic, Welfare Office, anywhere there were magazines….despite not giving a fuck about celebrities or the entertainment industry.

I didn’t start this site because I was some fag who was into the tabloids, the only tabloids I liked were things like World Weekly News, with stories about incest alien love triangles and shit liek that.

I ended up doing the celebrity content because there’s SO many pics and videos of celebs on the daily, that for someone who doesn’t leave the couch it was easy…but the idea was celebrity gossip from some pervert who doesn’t give a fuck about celebrity gossip…becasue that’s true to the core of who I am.

I like tits like I love sluts…so do what you know…

It makes for a very weird site, since there’s no actual point to visit the site. There’s no breaking news stories or anything like that…but look at me…still doing it 15 years later…

ANYWAY, that was a long intro….but I used to always wonder why magazines like People used to put the ages of the people they were writing their bullshit gossip about. I used to find that dumb, like who cares how old these fuckers are…but I find myself doing it….because I’m like “How old is this bitch now”….

As it turns out, Malin Akerman is 41, which is pretty fucking old. She’s a born in Sweden, raised in Ontario Canada thank to to relaxed immigration policies. She got her start in Toronto before ending up in LA in 2001, where she’s lived the vapid and barely celebrity life…

She’s basically been off the radar until this past week, I guess she was bored in lockdown and figured she should call her paparazzi friends to get some visibility..maybe 2020 is her comeback year…and the veteran knows if the nips are out the people will see!

So this is that.


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Malin Ackerman Swimsuit of the Day

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit

The nice thing about the pandemic is that you know which celebs are calling the paparazzi….and staging their bullshit publicity stunts…

Like Malin Ackerman.

Basically, celebs going to the grocery stores when they pay personal assistants to do everything including wiping their asses in some cases, life as a celebrity personal assistant would be fucking hell…yet here they are out there doing their groceries all of a sudden…while in masks so that you can’t even distinguish which celeb is which…but the paparazzi just “KNOW”….it’s some real fucking bullshit…

Then there’s Malin Ackerman….

Who no one gives a fuck about anymore now that she’s in her 40s, but in her younger years was the eye candy needed to make movies better.

She’s just randomly walking out to her car, that is visible from the street, for the paparazzi that just happen to be posting up at her house because Malin Ackerman is such an A-List name…while they arent posting up at actual A-List houses because they know they don’t have a 1 pm scheduled bathing suit appearance.

I get it, celebrities are whores dying for relevance, even when they’ve had major success, they want to keep the lies alive…

I don’t mind it, because an old celebrity ass is still an ass….not that Malin Ackerman is really that much of a celebrity but you know what I mean..

It’s just a reminder that it’s all desperate and pathetic and thus hilarious….

Shamelessness isn’t reserved for those girls of instagram trying so hard to get famous…it’s for the already famous too.

Society is so fucked.



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Malin Ackerman Wedding Panty Flash of the Day

Malin Ackerman got married on the beach and flashed the people / paparazzi her panties to let them know what they won’t be getting any of – cuz it now belongs to this dude – only she did it in the worst way – since the panty flash wasn’t a labia flash and I’m far too literal, I blame autism that is not diagnosed, and need a fucking arrow pointed at her spread vagina with a NEON sign saying “Taken for Now”…cuz all these idiots are flimsy and cheat on each other and really desecrate the sanctity of marriage because they’ve repurposed the idea of marriage into some weird roommate situation where each party is equal and there is no power dynamic, or traditional gender roles to keep things the way they are supposed to be…I guess it goes hand in hand with the whole emasculating of the American Male where vaginas are growing everywhere Penis once was….with open marriages and cuckolding…making this more of a lesbian gay marriage than anything….

But SHE IS FLASHING panty and that’s good.


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Malin Ackerman Showing Some Tit of the Day

Malin Ackerman was some pussy targeted to virgin losers everywhere in some action comic book movie targeted to virgin losers everywhere where she wore some tight fetish girl with her tits pushed up and pushed out for virgin losers everywhere….

I figure, since this is the internet and all cool people with social skills aren’t reading shitty blogs about celebrity bitches, but are instead living life, fucking bitchs, doing things real, not hiding behind a computer….the virgin loser readership of this site must be high and since I’m in a good mood, I figured I’d share her shitty cleavage with you…exciting? Not really…but tits nevertheless….

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Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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Malin Ackerman Fuckin’ Hot in Details of the Day

I never really had a thing for Malin Ackerman, mainly because she hasn’t invited me out to hang, and I have no idea really what she’s like as a person, I just saw her in Watchmen with a bunch of virgin losers who thought she was fucking amazing, and tried to take their lead as I do sometimes to connect with my fanbase….but kinda forgot about her….

Then today, I got these pictures of her from Details in my inbox, and I was pretty much blown away. They are fucking hot. Maybe it’s cuz I love amateur porn and this grainy shit reminds me of the time I did construction and found a box full of sleazy pics in a box in the wall that I spend months jerking off to….or maybe they are just fucking hot…

Good work Details…they are taking magazine pictures where they are supposed to be taken….

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Malin Ackerman’s Awkward Body of the Day

I know some of you losers have shoved her “Watchmen” action figure in your ass as you jerk off on Chatroulette everytime you take a break from playing your role playing games on Saturday night cuz you have no friends….I know some of you think this girl is the next big thing cuz she makes Comicon so fuckin’ steamy, but I think her body sucks, the only thing good about her is that she’s not fat, which I guess is a lot more than I can say for myself and here she is in some weird see through…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Malin Ackerman Doesn’t Wear a Bra of the Day

Who the fuck is Malin Ackerman and what kind of name is Malin. I know some of you would want to maul her pussy the first chance you had to grab her from behind and throw her into the trunk of your mom’s Volvo, so that’s why I am posting these pictures of her at an event with no bra, because really who needs a bra when all you’ve got is nipples.

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