Here are some pictures I can only assume are staged for the paparazzi because I don’t know anyone who has a pool built like an aquarium, even though I know a few bitches who should only swim in aquariums, you know as the featured whale or some shit….

I can only assume things were done this way, because looking at a bitch through water is the number one cure for cellulite…cuz she gets all distorted and worth fucking…not the Britney’s mom has ever not been worth fucking, I mean being Britney’s stepdad is fucking porn to me….that’s one shower I’d “accidentally walk in on” and one bed I’d “acidentally crawl into when drunk”….and one spanking I’d be more than happy to give…all while spending all her money….amazing…well not really amazing…but worth looking at for the depth of the fantasy this offers….

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