No this performance isn’t at her old folks home, you know to keep them busy and their brains working pre-death and it is not the grand entrance at some over the top 60th birthday party she’s put on for herself….this is Christie Brinkley actually tapping into her crossover talents of song and dance she left behind when she decided to spend her life getting her great tits into a bikini, marrying Billy Joel and raising an ugly daughter….only to realize when those great tits, and hot model figure slowly turn menopausal, it’s time to channel to outlets to pay the fucking rent, I mean other than living off Billy Joel’s pile of money, and her own pile of money, making me think this is less about finances, but more about finding purpose in some vain, irritating, not naked enough way. Good times.

She’s too old for this nonsense…bitch needs to become a nudist and retire on a paparazzi filled nudist beach….

Here’s a clip from a VHS featuring Christie Brinkley that I used to Jerk off to……back when she mattered….

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