I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong.

But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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