Marie-Eve Martinez here.

It’s hot as hell in Montreal and I’ve done everything short of putting a kiddy pool in my living room to try and keep cool and from here on out will likely be spending any and all free time in the air conditioned heaven that is my neighborhood bar, regardless of how disgusting the surroundings and people in it are.

I can only assume that’s where Jesus is right now which is why I am sitting here with sweat dripping down my forehead, thereby plastering my bangs to my face, hoping you assholes click these links I put together for you.

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