Keep on biking, because soon they’ll be calling you Vanessa PUDGEson….instead of the nickname she got when dating Zach Efron, Vanessa FUDGEPACKERson…..cuz bitch looks like she’s getting fat…more than she looks like she straps on 10 inch black dildos to fuck her bitch fake boyfriends she’s only pretending to date thanks to a marketing commitment to a project they worked on…a project that was clearly not staying fit…cuz if it was maybe she wouldn’t be so thick…

See despite what the fat chick I had an argument with yesterday thinks, fat hookers do not charge by the pound, meaning they don’t get paid a premium because they have more woman flesh to them, unless they work specifically for people with fat chick fetishes, who don’t count as the average whore consumer….because in the everyday world, the fat hookers are the discount bargain basement ones you target when you’re on a budget…

See cuz fat chicks suck…

So Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the emotional eating, she needs to step up the biking, maybe even Forrest Gump that shit and keep riding and riding and riding until she’s gone around the country tile she gets skinny…

But luckily for her, I still have a bitch biking fetish that leads me to stealing bike seats off hot pussy, usually in skirts, I see lock up their bikes and running into a store or cafe, to snif them out for masturbation purposes when I find myself a back alley or dumpster or public park to love do it in….

And really, I’ve never heard any complaints, cuz bitches love riding the seat post, they just aren’t allowed to admit it cuz that would make them classless sluts….

Good times.

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