I’m assuming the flat ass in the animal print is her mothers…cuz at 23, it’s possible her mom’s mid 40s….not that it would really matter if it was hers or not…cuz she’s spoken for…

I mean if you consider being a front who may occassionally fuck Seacrest up the ass with a strap on in exchange for promises of a TV career….even though he creepily looks a lot like her brother…just adding depth to this insanity….

Cuz you know Ryan Searest is the brain behind Keeping Up With the Kardashians…it is his monster that he made happen and nothing can be trusted that is from, around, involved with that fucking queer….

It’s all some kind of lie…

But she is 23, in a bikini, and I’m posting it, even though I’m just giving into the bullshit that I know this bitch is…and more importantly that without a sex tape she doesn’t deserve any of this…

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