I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

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