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2011

03

Aug

Ashley Greene Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.

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