Amber Heard, Lesbian for the sake of getting some media attention who doesn’t “Label herself a lesbian” but as a “Lover of love” and a “Lover of people”….who I’m pretty sure is just doing it for attention, or for people to fantasize about her, or to raise her profile and tap into the Gaga market, when everyone knows all bitches like to get eaten out, and having it done by another woman is softer thanks to the lack of facial hair….and the whole lesbian card is hardly scandalous in any fucking way…if anything it is PG-13 fantasies…and I need something far more hardcore…

Either way, she’s apparently the face of Guess, like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only with less only man on oxygen tank financier semen dripping out off her face, you know since this one’s a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but who loves to love no matter what the genital….and I’m loving the throwback feel of the shit….so much that Guess should be paying me for this…but they aren’t….cuz I don’t consider underwear pics of a lesbian who isn’t a lesbian but a lover of love….payment no matter how hard I try to masturbate to it….

On a sidnote, if you’re wondring who Amber Heard is, she’s was the slut in The Joneses who was always naked ….she was in zombieland for a minute…and that’s about it…lesbians suck, they bore me and until Amber Heard starts taking cock again, she’s dead to me…

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