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2011

09

Aug

Katie Holmes Not So Hot Alien Tits of the Day

There was a time when Katie Holmes had potential…you now before she was medicated and turned into a Stepford wife….all brainwashed by her childhood Top Gun / Cocktail crush….and willing to do everything he tells her…including getting knocked up and waiting for aliens to take them away…..

There was a time when Katie Holmes was an teen dream, you know on the cover of “Tiger” and “Teen Beat” that you’d tell the clerk you were buying for your daughter, when really you were buying it to jerk off….

She coulda gone any route…from sex tape to panty flash to exciting and interesting…but instead…she is a robot…and it fucking sucks…not to mention…she doesn’t even have tits anymore…not sure what happened to those but assume it’s got something to do with Tom Cruise being gay andher being his front he still wants to be able to cum to….

Either way….here’s the pics of her at a some premiere…

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