And luckily I’m a poor man…you know unable to grasp the Blake Lively hard face appeal, as she’s all famous and fashionable, dating superstars like Leonardo DiCaprio and letting his penis cum inside her cooter, making golden star studded and diamond encrusted creampies the average person can’t grasp or really wrap our brain around cuz it’s on some other level of superhuman…..but Leighton Meester….she’s some low level fetish video star born in a halfway house who managed to suck dick to get on TV…making her almost like one of us, on our level…or at least like one of the strippers I got a lap dance from last night…or hooker I asked if she was a virgin cuz I figure the world lacks virgin street whores…or even like one of the massage parlor girls who jerks me off and gives me a receipt I can use to get reimbursed by my wife’s insurance policy…only not as awesome cuz she doesn’t make me cum the way they do….cuz instead of being in the service business she should be, she took the right turns and choices in her prostitution that led Leighton to this level of accessible, yet famous enough to be impressive 10 years down the road when she’s back to starring in fetish videos when paying her extra to suck you off after a signing of her latest DVD at your local sex shop…at least that’s what I’m predicting…

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