Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashian’s Porn Wedding, that was clearly a publicity stunt, because America needed their own Royal Wedding, and since America is the majority a trashy, poor, media and TV obsessed, Gossip loving, tabloid smut following, uneducated, uninspired working class….Kim Kardashian saw opportunity…not to mention her whole career was on the decline, people were getting bored and she needed to add a new layer to her lie I am so surprised people care about….cuz I’ve seen it once and I hate the shit….but I guess people are just stuck on loving what is on TV to ignore their shitty life….

I can only assume Lohan was there to take notes on how to make a comeback, since Kardashian has what she doesn’t, a following that makes her money…all based on doing porn while Lohan’s just a failed actor who was whored out by her parents as a kid…and has spent the last 10 years crying about it cuz it’s so hard being a millionaire…

The good news is that if she follows the lead of the big brown pig….we’ll all be watching her tired 23 year old vagina struggle to get wet thanks to all the medication and fake lesbianism while a black dude tries to stuff her like thanksgiving turkey….it’s the American dream….and apparently the strategy to get famous….and to some that may not be good news…but I’m the kind of guy who LOVES crackwhores…and based on these pics…Lohan fits that part.

Now someone get her an Oscar….

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