I did some investigative journalism last night and I’ve come to the conclusion that you should never assume a girl’s vagina size and tightness based on her height. I was going to make a documentary about it…but I couldn’t find any participants…

Here’s some other insanity going on in the news…

Serial Rape Suspect Arrested in TN

Pregnancy fraud gets woman jail time

Violence erupts at 49ers-Raiders game
The San Francisco 49ers battled the Oakland Raiders while fans battled it out in the stands during the pre-season game.

Orlando 7-11 robbed
The Orlando Police Department is looking for the public’s assistance in identifying an suspect in the robbery of a 7-11 Food Store on Edgewater Drive.

Cops: Teacher had sex with student
Police say they have arrested a 28-year-old now-former teacher over a sexual relationship with a teenage student. Dwight Ellick, a former track star and Buccaneer hopeful, was jailed this morning.

Fans Brawl at Ravens – Chiefs Game
Video of a fight during Thursday’s Ravens-Chiefs preseason game has surfaced online. Video uploaded to YouTube shows several Ravens fans and a Chiefs fan going at it during the game at M&T Bank Stadium.

Amazing Texas Gas Station Crash Caught on Video
A stunning crash at a Texas gas station is caught on surveillance video.

Police: Man Planned Fireworks Attack
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he intended to ignite a large amount of fireworks off at the National Mall.

OH man catching flack for selling soil from serial killer’s home

CT woman beats teen for looking at her boyfriend

Study: Bisexual Men Exist – So You Can Stop Feeling Bad About NEeding Dick In Porn…You aren’t pure gay.

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