Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

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