The highlight on my Phoebe Price relationship wasn’t the day she added me to facebook, but was the day I was the first person to LIKE when she went to the hospital for cracking her head open….

I mean other than trying to figure out who the fuck Phoebe Price is or why the paparazzi take pictures of her….I mean I get she gets in her bikini and shows off her old body, but what the fuck is the point of her….From what I understand she’s a rich southerner who pays them to give her some level of celebrity…cuz that’s what you do when you’re an attention seeking rich girl with money to spend on uselessness…but even with that…why the fuck do I post on her…

Oh right…cuz of the bikinis….I am a slave to the bikinis…

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