I get a lot of hate because I call Kate Upton out for being the fat chick I know she is going to become…

You see, every single 18 or 19 year old I knew with huge tits that, you know that were huge for no reason, it was some hormonal shit, maybe some fluke shit, out no matter what, it always ended up obese…whether kids fucked them up, bad eating habits, laziness or a slow metabolism…they all ended up huge …..

So I know….kate upton pulls shit like this…..

But I also know that her gut and ass looked like this at her modeling agency…

One day a month of starving yourself and eating laxatives won’t be enough to be a bikini model…and unfortunately that day is coming sooner than later…

But enjoy her when you can…Here she is in zebra pants that are probably latex and great to cum all over and watch the cum drip off…at least that’s what my latex loving friend who used to make girls he brought home wear some 1000 dollar latex suit…in order to cum…and I was always amazed they agreed to that shit…you know with yeast infections/stds but then again when I think that they were going home with him…it all kinda makes sense…

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