I think I’m getting old. I drank my face off on Friday and couldnt get out of bed until this afternoon. It was like something died inside me and that something was my liver…and unlike Britney Spears, who is also getting old, I was unable to bring it like I did in my 20s, back when panty flashes from celebs were semi-exciting, because you knew it wasn’t intentional, or more importantly cuz they weren’t wearing underwear….and it’s all become quite played the fuck out hasn’t it…Wish this had more labia….

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