Selma Blair had a baby. Now she is working off her baby weight like so many women I watch in the park doing their post pregnancy classes, stretching and sweating in efforts to regain the use of their bodies, hopefully tightening up their vaginas, but never fully restoring their shit, cuz like so many women before them, having a kid is pretty much the equivalent of writing off being at your best, but at least it feeds some kind of ego that they are leaving a legacy, while giving their hormones exactly what they need, since being a mom is all part of being a woman….or some shit…I won’t understand cuz I’m too busy staring at their tits, like the frat boy I’ve always hated….because like it or not…all dudes, even the classy and educated ones are fucking perverts….and we all like our milk filled tits….so nourishing…

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