This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

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