I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

25

Oct

Pippa Middleton Licking Her Lips in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

She’s about to blow…I feel it…

Shit is like the nuclear reactor in Japan after th Tsunami….it is like your testicles after that hot girl brushed up against you accidentally on the bus cuz girls never brush up to you accidentally…it is like my heart after a night of cocaine….it is like my wife’s pants after she eats a cake…that elastic band only has so much strength….

If you don’t know what I’m getting at, I’m talking about her slut. I am talking about her daddy issues. Her feeling of inadequacies being in her sister’s shadow. She’s not a princess, but she’ll show us how to get noticed…it always happens…it is just a moatter of time. I’m eager for it….it better come otherwise I’m gonna look like an idiot with all these predictions…

Now look at her knee cuz that’s all she’s giving us…and I’ll take it gladly…I know she’s not that hot but I’m hooked. Fuck you.

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