I am a sick, sick, sick fucking man…The thoughts I have of Hilary Duff as a pregnant chick are almost criminal…I’m exagerating…I’m not that weird…but I find it weird that I am having sexual thoughts about Hilary Duff in recent years, you know since she went from teen billionaire, skinny and wholesome and underaget to some thick married bitch you laugh about once wanting to fuck her when you run into her at the CVS buying chocoloate on sale….I didn’t even find her being used in Hockey team initiations hot, she did nothing for me as her back got muscular and I assumed her husband tried to make her look more like his teammates for sexual purposes……but the second that uterus got filled, and his shit stuck, I got to paying attention…one might even say obsessing over everything about this thing…mainly what it’d be like to be her gynecologist…playing with her vagina during routine exams…using my tongue as a speculum hoping she doesn’t notice….lucky bastard….here are her pregnancy leggings holding it all together….

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