Everyday is Halloween for Jessica Simpson…I mean sure…She’s looking like a middle aged Texan soccer mom on her way to the grocery store to buy meat for her Hamburger Heler….and sure I like that she rolls, and I mean that in the rolling down the stairs to the fridge as fast as she can , as well as the competitive bread eating, as much as I mean hanging with a chubbier girl than her to make her look skinny. Oldest trick in the book….and sure I like that she’s out there trying to get knocked up to make the pregnancy rumors true, otherwise she’d have to admit the fat suit she’s been working on the last 5 years for the costume that is part of her, was a bad idea that got her no where…

So here’s Jessica Simpson dressed like she’s either pregnant, or fat, with a fatter chick to make her look skinny, except when it comes to competitive eating contests between them, that Jessica Simpson dominates. Who cares.

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