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2011

03

Nov

Mena “The Forehead” Suvari is Weird Looking of the Day

I wonder if Mena Suvari was ever marketed as a “babe”….did she ever get listed on Maxim’s hot list, or any other bullshit list paid for by advertisers and partner companies that get the girls in photoshoots for them…you know like if I did a top list and nominated lohan, marketed it hard, then asked her to be in a shoot for it, basically sucking up to her to get something out of her, well that’s their level of journalism…..was she ever considered hot?

Because she is so not hot….even in her Recent enough considering how dead her career topless scene in a movie called Garden of Eden

I don’t know, I don’t get it, all I see is forehead….maybe it has to do with alien infiltrating mankind to learn about them from the inside evil genius that made it happen for her….it’s gotta be that….cuz otherwise there’s no reason for it…

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