Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as hot as seeing her in christmas lingerie, or backing cookies for her army of mixed-race kids naked and covered in butter and flower, and it isn’t as erotic as if she was decorating the tree in her bikini or lingerie, or sprawled out in the slow being sodomized by reindeer cock, but it is more erotic that seeing her rubbing her vagina up against Seal’s scar face….and probably less painful…..I don’t know what I’m saying, I just felt like making this about Seal’s scarface because his pussy is Heidi Klum and well mine is obesity….Kissed by a fucking fleshy rose…..

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