I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt.

It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate….

Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are….

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