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Scarlett Johansson’s Black Dress of the Day

I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk….

I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point….

But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do….


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