Tis the fucking Season….to watch models showing some cleavage because they are contractually obliged to by the big corporate monster that owns them and that produces shitty content with them that I can’t help but re-post because I’m a fucking sucker for stupid viral video ideas that should fail because they are so obvious but don’t because they feature hot models instead of fat lonely men in masks….

That said….I was just talking to the Victoria’s Secret social media person and she rejected my request to have the models personally wish me a merry xmas….by sitting on my lap while I massage their tits…and I don’t know whether to be happy she answered…or made she said no….I just know I get no fucking love, even though I have more visits to the site than How to Make it in America had to their shitty show….bastards.

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