When you have a busted face do whatever you can to divert’s people’s attention from it….even if it means wearing stupid fucking boots you probably jerked off to in Pretty Woman because the movie title lied and fed you Julia Roberts instead of an actual pretty woman, leaving you nothing by high boots to tap into your fantasy…or at least you masturbation….cuz that’s the whole reason you rented the movie in the first place back when internet didn’t exist….I mean hypothetically speaking of course….

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