Cameron Diaz….recently strong woman nearing menopause who has never had a baby to completion was in a bikini…she’s a little older, boxier, less hip to waist ratio than she once was…but she’s showing off her little implants, what’s left of her gender bending with A-Rod…and I still find her hot…despite everything logical my brain is telling me to think…and I blame alochol withdrawal and an addiction to half naked women coupled with no standards…especially when I know the only chance I have getting up inside her is through kidnapping and that’s not really my hustle…because I don’t believe in hustles…I believe in naps….and apparently I also believe in round middle age ass…

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