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2012

05

Jan

Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable…

I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

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