I love tennis…it is the one sport I can really get into and follow….partially for the excitement level….partially cuz I’m so white collar and classy that country clubs are just what I do…in my Lacoste shirt….but mainly cuz I love the little skirts…the bitches with fit bodies grunting and sweating….while showing off their sweaty panties and hard nipples…It’s really quite decadent….

Apparently it was a windy day at the Australian Tennis Tournament…and Caroline Wozniacki was getting her skirt blown all over the motherfucker, leading to her little booty shorts being exposed while jacked up her vagina, cuz moving around like a tennis bitch does makes fabrics shift unless she was wearing a maxi pad….but no one wears maxi pads anymore..riding the white horse is a thing of the past…new age vagina is all diva cup and tampon filled….way less humiliating than when a bitch would sound like she was wearing a diaper every move she made….

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