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2012

11

Feb

R.I.P. Motherfucker the Whitney Houston Edition of the Day

WHITNEY HOUSTON is dead….the day before the grammy’s…..shocking….I am pretty sure she died years ago….but I guess deatht only counts when you’re heart stops beating…the cause of death is unkown…but I”m gonna say it had something to do with being a tormented addict…so whether her heart went out, or she finally killed herself, it is safe to say it wasn’t natural causes or complications from plastic surgery, or car accident, or murder…I’m already over it. Would have been more fun if this was an RIP Lohan or really anyone but Whitney post….

The other day I asked for a natural disaster or global tragedy or celebrity death because I am a sick person and the powers that be kinda pulled through today with the news of Whitney Houston’s death…why take a crackhead from us….

I can’t say I didn’t see this corpse of a woman and her tormented soul’s end coming the last decade…if anything she is a medical miracle who needs to be studied to learn how massive million dollar addiction took so long to knock her down…

And you know 48 is young to die…but at least she made her mark, made her music and left her legacy….something all the crackheads I know who died premature didn’t have the chance to do….

I am only sad cuz I love me some crackhead pussy….I will miss laughing at her crackhead behavior and trying to masturbate to her sweaty crackhead body and even cry to her Angelic song that is now actual angelic song when reflecting on all the lost love in y life… but the truth is we were out with the old on this bitch for a while now…this is no MJ death…she was ready to die and really trying to die for a long fucking time…the real tragedy in all this is that I didn’t get to fuck her like I was Bobby Brown…

Here is her last performance….2 Days Ago….

I have no sympathy for drug addicts…I just know it really gives us perspective how fragile a life is when you throw a million dollar drug addiction at it for the last decade…it also really gives perspective on how Kevin Costner has been a horrible bodyguard…..

Now we need to listen to all the memorial shit….but I think this homie does it best….

BONUS – if you want to see the last dick she had before dying fuck Kim Kardashian…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

As a journalist, I will keep on top of this story…digging for truths and all exclusives interviews and updates with hotel staff…friends…..keep checking in…

UPDATE: 10:15 – She’s still dead….

UPDATE: 10:29 – Still dead….

Update 10:39 – thinking about all the people who didn’t have a 10 year multi-million dollar drug addiction the last decade who died today….you know the mothers, fathers, kids with cancer, grandmothers, respectable people in the community….who didn’t spend 10-15 years killing themselves….

UPDATE: 10:41 – Just watched this performance at the beginning of her career….1986 Grammy’s…before she killed herself….

Update: 10:42 – Just googled Whitney Houston Fat

Updatee 10:46 – Looking for nudes….not necessarily of Whitney….but just found out she was a model as a kid………

Update 10:50 – Just watched this….and laughed…

Update 10:51 – Whitney Houston remains dead…and I think her ghost just knocked on my window….fuck…I hope I’m not gonna be haunted for life like she was…..

Update 10:53 – I’m totally over this Whitney Death….

Update 10:54 – I need to go get drunk and high like I was Whitney…cuz all this drunk and high talk is making me hungry to get drunk and high….from one addict to another….

Update 10:34 am (12 hours of not caring in)- She drowned to death probably because of prescription pills like Xanax…something I already assumed…because prescription pills is America’s epidemic.

Update 11:27 pm – After the Grammys…..where Jennifer Hudson performed for Whitney and L.L. imposed his religion on everyone by making them pray….leadiing to me making bad jokes about murdered families…

RIP Motherfucker.

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