This is a lie…but one of those lies that doesn’t matter because the bitch is relatively hot and in a bikini…but a lie none the less and that’s totally not very Christian of SARAH JEAN UNDERWOOD ….you see she’s pulling the next Olivia Munn…pretending to be this fan boy accessible virgin loser fantasy chick who’s just the all round perfect girl for the average guy…it sports and beer and video games and sci/fi….and I find it how two dimensional her marketing people think us dudes are…..feeding us a fucking lie….even if it is a lie that doesn’t matter…even if it is a better lie than when she sold her soul to be Ryan Seacrest’s diversion from his homosexuality via being his “gf” in exchange for him helping her go from Playboy to TV…..even if it is a better lie than her fake tits that were fine before….It’s still a fucking lie…a bikini clad lie I want to burry my face in…..because under this bikini is a slamming hot pussy…..we’ve all seen naked….

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