Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits….

See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit….

The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable…

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