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2012

20

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics of the Day

I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too…

Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over…

But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks.


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